Put your brand in the shit.
Twelve ad spots on a museum-grade turd, floating in 3D. Hold yours until someone pays more. No deadlines. No refunds. No dignity.
There is also a fly.
It spins on its own. Drag it anyway. Click a spot to take it.
$2 raised / record spot: Tip, $1
The catalog
The GitHub leaderboard you can bribe.
How the shit works
Pick a spot
Twelve locations, three sizes. Every one starts at $1. The market decides which part of a turd is premium. (It's the tip. It's always the tip.)
Outbid the holder
Under $5, a dollar takes it. Above that, their price plus 10% with a $5 floor. The spot is yours the moment payment clears.
Hold on
When someone pays more, you're out. Ousted brands stay in the permanent record.
You spent $3,000 on LinkedIn ads last month and nobody remembers one of them. People remember who was in the shit. A spot here says your brand can take a joke, which is rarer than a Super Bowl ad (and considerably cheaper).
Shitholders, past and present
You can leave the shit. The shit does not leave you.
Nobody has been pushed out yet. Give it a week.
Payments are final. It's shit, not a subscription.
You get your logo on the turd, a link, and a permanent line in the record.
We reject hate, scams, and anything that makes the shit look bad. We are a serious institution.
The buzzing never stops. You can mute the fly. The fly will not forget.
Disclaimer: no physical shit will be produced. Your logo appears on the virtual shit only. I am not able to shit a turd with logos on it. (I'm working on it.)